highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

(via niallwantstofuckmah)


xantime:

707b:

always gotta reblog this bru


Shit funny brah

xantime:

707b:

always gotta reblog this bru

Shit funny brah

(via lovestoryforanewage)


Today on skype we kind of just

Autumn: imagine dean
Me: omfg
Autumn: in gray sweat pants ;)
Me: NO
Me: IMAGINE
Me: CAS
Autumn: omg
Me: he just puts them on bc theyre comfy
Me: and deans all flustered
Me: and cas just violently DOESNT UNDERSTAND
Autumn: "they're comfy dean"
Autumn: "cas"
Me: "cas i can see your uh. you know what. nevermind."
Me: then sam like yells from the other room
Autumn: "dude he sees your dick"
Me: "oh"
Autumn: "why does that fluster you dean"
Autumn: "dean you have a penis too"
Autumn: "dean"
Me: "why would my genitalia fluster you"
Autumn: "it's not even mine im an angel dean i have no sex or gender or gentials"
Autumn: "dean stop"
Me: dean flushing totally red
Me: SAM LAUGHING IN THE DISTANCE
Autumn: "oh god cas really?"
Autumn: "leave my father out of this dean"
Me: "jesus fuck, cas thats not what i meant"
Me: "please dont blaspheme"
Autumn: "jesus was a good man dean"
Me: "jesus had a penis too dean"
Me: "would that fluster you dean"
Me: "dean"
Autumn: "no cas jesus's cock wouldn't fucking fluster me shut up"
Me: "then why does mine fluster you"
Me: "dean why do only certain male genitals fluster you"
Autumn: "i hate you so much cas"
Autumn: "stop saying genitals"
Me: "if you hate me then why does my penis fluster you"
Autumn: "please cas dont"

the1dlads:

I am laughing. WAY TOO HARD

Yas

(via hallloweenurl)


zayncangetsome:

@zaynmalik: Jus got a power ranger mag and sum toys off a fan love that!!!

zayn is the most beautiful creature on the entire planet

(via hallloweenurl)


sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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ohstopityou


This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

(via sodamnrelatable)


Sometimes Tumblr has mood swings and while I’m sitting by my dad scrolling down my feed porn pops up. didn’t do anything to you.


Patrick is me everyday at school 

Patrick is me everyday at school 

(via sodamnrelatable)


Today I helped my mamaw with her computer and after I explained everything she needed to know I asked her if she understood and she said, “Hold on, let me get a pencil. Alright, now which button turns it on?” AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ALL OVER AGAIN.


@Ashton5SOS: Why won’t anyone sign MY boobs

(via 10loveisthemostbeauty)